if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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