is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize