yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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