is your mom at the bar?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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