What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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