Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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