just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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