I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
We smell like vodka and hangover
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