god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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