She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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