Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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