idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
COCAINE IS GR8
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
