I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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