How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
