Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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