At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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