he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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