Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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