was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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