sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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