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im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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