Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Randomize
