Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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