i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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