Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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