put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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