Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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