It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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