Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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