High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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