Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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