I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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