Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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