i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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