We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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