Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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