S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Randomize
