About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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