Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I love you. Go after that dick
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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