I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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