Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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