"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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