I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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