The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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