kristin has been a bad kristin
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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