"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Too much gin, very little bucket
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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