I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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