Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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