i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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