found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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