just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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