You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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