I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
