Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
tell me about the fingering
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