honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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