Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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