I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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