Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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